Pouch Papoose

Evolutionists, how can you explain the fact that mommy kangaroos have a pouch while women do not?

How could they evolve a pouch to carry their joeys and us women never did? Instead we have had a to use things like papooses or carry our young on our hips but that doesn’t free our arms up to cook and clean so how do you explain that??

You need to look up the word marsupial, darling. They’re a different evolutionary branch from us (we’re placental mammals). Our lines of descent diverged really, really, really long ago.

Also, it wouldn’t hurt to look up why kangaroos have pouches – the function of the pouch is not to carry the kangaroo equivalent of toddlers around in. Kangaroos have quite short pregnancies (especially considering that they’re large, complex mammals) and their babies are born incredibly undeveloped and require a long period of external gestation. The pouch evolved as a safe place in which to gestate their young.

We never needed pouches because we gestate our young inside our bodies.

Science. It works, darling.

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